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thernardier:

“you wanna see my breasts” i say seductively to my boyfriend. i unbutton my shirt to reveal two large, succulent cuts of meat. i am a chicken. why do i have a boyfriend. why am i wearing clothes

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dis0riented:

When a guy calls you hot, he’s looking at your body. When a guy calls you pretty, he’s looking at your face. When a guy calls you beautiful he’s looking at your heart. All three guys still wanna fuck you though.

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"I enjoy talking to you. Your mind appeals to me."

George Orwell (via beatboxgoesthump)

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curiously-shy-slut:

I love this movie…Michael Fassbender (phwoar!) spanking Keira Knightley, what more could I look for in a film??

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